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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Kevin Trudeau is working on a new book? It's called Prison Yard Secrets ""They"" Don't Want You to Know About."

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"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
"If you hate crime... Is that a hate crime?"
"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."
"JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like"
"Rose petals? Next time scatter something I can eat."
"Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds."
"[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband's body [widow] no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband's body"
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