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Joke of the Day
"Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart."
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"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... ...so I got drunk."
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"
"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"
"Police responded to a call where the husband was beating his wife with a flashlight... The man was charged with assault; flashlight charged with battery."
"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Sexy nurse! H: Meet me in the bedroom. [10 minutes later] *we both come in wearing nurse costumes* M: Uh."
"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."
"What is ""Paulie"" Pennino's favorite restaurant? Red Robin... Ya Bum"
"""how did your husband die?"" A mixture of marijuana overdose and homosexuality. r.i.p miss you every day."