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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."

"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"

"My clearest memory of high school is my friend asking me if I brought gym clothes and me asking, ""Who the fuck is Jim?"""

"League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title"

"GOD: look what I created [points to clouds] ANGEL: what am I lookin at? GOD: Is it a bunny? A man face? It's up to you! ANGEL: are you high?"

"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark) They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!"

"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"

"Yawning Is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining"

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"