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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin, how good was my hiding spot??"

"It's so hot outside! I've been out here 10 minutes and I'm already wetter then Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards."

"I nearly bought a car today but had a lucky escape when I checked the fine print I discovered it had driver aids ..!"

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently"

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"Did you hear about the mooning emoji? Its colon was showing"

"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."

"Can't wait to say ""I haven't seen you since last year!"" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends."

"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."