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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."
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"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."
"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"
"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"
"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"
"Cheek of my doctor. I went in for a check up and he said I'll never have kids. I said ""why? am I infertile doctor?"" He said ""no your a fat cunt."""
"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."
"I went to the shop and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""