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Joke of the Day

"If vegans are so smart... Then why do we call brain-dead people vegetables? p.s. Im sorry."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. And... Why did the fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't much room."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !"

"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."

"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."

"How do IT technicians prefer to be paid? Cache in hand."

"Why do Jihadists only drink instant coffee? Because they're cunts. EDIT: punchline."

"Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? Well, certainly not a billionaire."

"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."