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"If my dick was a dude... He would prefer the term little person"
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"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""
"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""
"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""
"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"
"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"
"Possum 911: What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing? Possum: Oh yeah"
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion? He was a little shellfish."