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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
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"I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning"
"What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7"
"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"
"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
"WE WOULD BE RICH IF YOU SAID JUST ONE DAMN WORD! -drunken me to my dog"
"I like my women like I like my doughnuts black and glazed."
"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a revolver yelling ""Who's been screwing my wife?"" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, ""You don't have enough ammo, mate!"""
"An ESL student accidentally bought a middle Engish dictionary... ...and hath furnished many a quipster and baffoon with merriment and jocularity"