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"Whats 1+0? Babies"
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"[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere"
"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"
"It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games."
"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"
"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."
"It was just yesterday where it was a requirement to say grace before every meal... Now the only importance before a meal is making sure you get glamour shot for instagram."
"What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror? A narcissistick."
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."