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Joke of the Day

"[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere"

"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."

"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."

"What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention? A drama-dairy."

"What's the first step in making Bronco cookies? Beat em in a bowl for three hours."

"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."

"An optimistic donut sees the cop as half full."

"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks"

"Did you hear about the kid that became a paraplegic? He had to roll with it..."

"How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!"