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Joke of the Day
"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."
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"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
"Why have the French had so many civil wars so they can win one now and again"
"That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you."
"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."
"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'Cause they are freaking good at it"
"Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so my mum says so and you say so !"
"""Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!"" ""LOL sir, that was a barber."" ""He was black."" ""We're sending a battleship."""
"Most guys that think they know everything about women usually lack one thing.... A woman."