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Joke of the Day

"It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games."

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."

"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"

"Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting."

"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"

"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"

"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."

"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

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