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Joke of the Day

"It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games."

"[office] DAVE: We're having a baby SUE: Congratulations! ME: [suspicious that Dave is a seahorse] Looking forward to the birth, Dave?"

"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."

"I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship."

"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives"

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. Also the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend."

"I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite ""BOG WISDOM"""

"Godzilla vs. A Floor Scattered With Legos"

"People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone."