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Joke of the Day

"Are you constantly in a rush and have ZERO time to just sit around and relax? What the hell are you doing here then, dipshit ??"

"How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg? None. It fell down the stairs."

"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"

"Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up."

"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."

"How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday! "

"My ex and I split up with no hostility... We had a non-diss closure agreement"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"I never said that I hated you! All I said is that I hope you have your period when the next Sharknado comes around."