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Joke of the Day
"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."
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"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."
"We need to stop ISIS. Then we can call them WASWAS."
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"Yo mama's so fat... When she picked up a toddler the zoo keepers shot her."
"Glass of wine a night A woman drinking a glass of wine a night can increase the chances of a stroke. A full bottle and you might get a blowjob."
"What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out? A chewing gum you pervert"
"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."
"It's great to see that the French finally grew a pair of balls and took down a German Aircraft... but the war ended 70 years ago"
"What does it mean when a lion roars? Shut up. The movie is about to start."