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Joke of the Day

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes? Neither did I."

"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."

"What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother? Adipose Rex."

"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"There are two things in this world that smell like fish. And one of them is fish."

"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? A substantial amount, you fucking morons."