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Joke of the Day

"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."

"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful, everything is falling out from the other side."""

"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."

"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."

"What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!"

"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."

"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."

"Why did the hipster wear a sweatshirt on the sweltering summer day? She wears sweatshirts before it is cool! (Cue rim shot)"