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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"
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"It's all fun and games until you find the Twitter crush who catfished you is infact your husband"
"John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre."
"My voicemail greeting: Hey, it's me. Please hang up and text me."
"Did Abraham's brother have any kids? Yes. A Lot."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up."
"What's the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."
"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."
"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"