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Joke of the Day

"Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar..."

"What's the difference between statutory rape and sex with a minor? Gender"

"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"

"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."

"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."

"What's the difference between Trump and Bush? Trump builds towers and Bush knocks them down."

"What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin"

"Number Bullying 1 was making fun of 0 for being fat and how he equates to nothing. This continued for several weeks until 0 had enough. He grabs 1 by his throat and shouts ""Stop boolean me!""."