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Joke of the Day

"When a computer program says ""Not Responding"" I start texting it stuff like ""Who are you with?"" and ""Just heard our song"""

"""Are you even listening to me?"" is a weird way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"What smells like shit, looks dead, and doesnt give a fuck? Gamers"

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints."

"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."

"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""

"I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast."

"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"