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Joke of the Day
"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."
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"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"I started a band call 999 megabytes We haven't got a gig yet."
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"
"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."
"I should buy my girlfriend a plunger for christmas because she loves to bring up old shit."
"BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man. Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott."
"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"
"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"