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Joke of the Day
"""He's 24 months old."" 2 Your child is 2"
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"Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it's your neighbor's window and they're calling the cops?"
"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."
"A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive."
"I'm so single my cat has a cat."
"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."
"*takes call from mom* *puts mom on speaker* *cleans entire house*"
"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
"Johnny sees that his dad has a black eye He asks him, ""Dad, why do you have a black eye?"" His dad replies, ""You're gonna have two if your girlfriends keep leaving their panties in my car"""
"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I'm going to bed"