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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints."
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"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."
"If Ben Franklin was a Nazi, how would he have discovered electricity? By frying kikes."
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."
"I didn't fail my calculus test.... I just gave ""alternative"" answers on a few problems."
"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."
"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"My dad ""Girls are the devil, always remember that son"" says my married father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife"