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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."

"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet."

"What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider? A Neo Hotzi"

"A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict. It starts off in a box and then moves to a house."

"What did the cliff say to the landslide? Chalk to you later."

"Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras."

"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""