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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet."

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream."

"My math teacher used to call me average. How mean!"

"Putting a woman on a $10 makes sense . . . . . . no one really wants a 1 or a 5. (As heard on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me)"

"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."

"What do you call it when you say ""please"" and ""thank you"" during sex? common Coitusy"

"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."

"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"

"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."

"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""