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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."
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"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."
"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"
"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."
"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."
"If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging."
"So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say ""you're getting a little chunky"""
"What's the difference between a cup and a mug? being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged"
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."
"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"