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Joke of the Day
"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."
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"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"
"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"
"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"
"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."
"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."
"Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap? B's"
"My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine."