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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave? An Urn-ado."

"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"

"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."

"What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit a dog just pants!"

"Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !"

"Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package."

"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"

"What were Jesus's last words to his disciples as he was nailed to the cross? Nobody touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday."

"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""