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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."

"I met this girl at the library... She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling."

"It's confusing for me too, but I don't need your money so you're going to have to be a nice guy if this is going to work out."

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash... And here comes the ambulance ""WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"""

"Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon* Moon: delete it"

"If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though."

"If I ever met the man who came up with the idea of lobotomies, I'd give him a piece of my mind."

"Most of my friendships are based on if we watch the same TV shows."

"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"