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Joke of the Day
"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."
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"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."
"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him."
"A QA Engineer walks into a bar an orders a beer. And orders 2 beers, and orders 7445553822 beers, and orders -1 beers, and orders asdfadf beers, and orders Robert'); DROP TABLE beers;"
"What did the Nazi officer say when he was captured? It's not me; it's Jew."
"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."
"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
"'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"
"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"
"Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers. This is an example of a ""Long Kahn""."