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Joke of the Day

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"I just got an email that Netzero closed my account due to inactivity, I guess that must have taken 12 years to get here."

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."

"You're only as good as your internet connection."

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"