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"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"
"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."
"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."
"""A Bunch of Stuff I Remembered and Then Compiled into a Narratively Cohesive Yet Inconsistently Compelling Tome: A Memoir"""
"My baby said it's first words today Her words were ""who are you?"""
"What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."
"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""
"Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL"