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Joke of the Day

"Genders are like the twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really touchy subject"

"This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas"

"What do you call a homeless college student? A philosophy major"

"Past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense"

"I'm okay with ""lol"", I'm cool with ""omg"", I even tolerate ""rofl"", but ""smh"" needs to gtfo."

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"

"I was going to write up a guide on how to reserve yourself a spot on the front page of Reddit... ...but it's really not my place to say!"

"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."

"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."