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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless college student? A philosophy major"
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"if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head"
"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."
"ELF: Santa one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen."
"I woke up moody, fat and depressed and thought have I turned into a woman?? Then I realized I'm just a little hungover and need some coffee. Whew!!"
"Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted."
"I wanted to make a joke about the new Call of Duty... ...but there are already infinite of them So here's a Battlefield one instead"
"Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears."
"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"