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Joke of the Day

"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."

"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."

"So Russia has been running out of resources lately... I guess you can call them the Red Scarce."

"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."

"Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10, then it's a cat."

"Why do Jews have such large noses? Air is free"