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Joke of the Day
"I'm okay with ""lol"", I'm cool with ""omg"", I even tolerate ""rofl"", but ""smh"" needs to gtfo."
Next Joke
"Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's."
"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."
"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."
"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"
"I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week.. I've been married to my wife for 20 years this week and I've finally found the G Spot.. Turns out her sister had it all along."
"What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant? Goo goo gai pan!"
"My girlfriend uses an amazing skin moisturizer It's like taking a handy from a baby!"
"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."
"it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head."