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Joke of the Day
"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."
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"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."
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"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."
"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."
"What is your greatest America joke? Everyone's got mexican, Jewish, and Islamic jokes. I wanna hear the one's bashing America."
"A QA Tester walks into a bar."
"If Hillary becomes president... ...will that make Bill the first husband?"