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Joke of the Day

"i dont refer to my fans as fans. i call them friends. anyway i'll buy one ceiling friend & two oscilatimg desk friends. now i hav 10 friends"

"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"

"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."

"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."

"How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together."

"George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him. George pull down his window. She also pull down her window. George smiles and asks with a grin on his face "" you also farted?"""

"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."

"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."

"My wife says I can join your gang but I have to be home by 9."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven was a registered six offender."