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Joke of the Day

"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"

"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""

"Did you hear about the Vietnam veteran who became a sewage worker? He's seen some shit."

"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"

"What does the train say as its heading toward Auschwitz? Jew-Jew!"

"My face is permanently frozen into this scowl. You were right, Grandma."

"Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June."

"I just threw a football through a tire swing and now I'm in first place in the NFC South?"

"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."

"Last year, Taylor Swift went on a world tour called TS 1989 That must've been an awkward stop in Beijing"