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Joke of the Day
"Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps? TOTEM POLE!!"
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"Can we just change the phrase ""Transgender"" to ""Transjenner""?"
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"You know what the budding prostitute told me? ""You break it you buy it""."
"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"
"Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot"
"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."
"Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this."
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"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."