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Joke of the Day

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"

"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."

"How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Lets go ride our bikes!"""

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!"

"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"