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Joke of the Day

"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"

"*Goes to the gym. Takes a selfie in front of the weights. Leaves."

"The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability."

"When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad."

"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"

"What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!"

"What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"What's the difference between a raccoon and a boner? I don't have a raccoon."

"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."