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Joke of the Day

"A man who is infatuated with soil... has a dirty fetish."

"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"

"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."

"If we repeal the 14th amendment, does that means there's room for another 2nd amendment? Same as the old one, but this time in all caps."

"Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things."

"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""

"My coworkers are fucking retarded children. Surely thats illegal."

"How do you hit 20 flies in one shot? Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan."

"One thing that really annoys me is everything."

"What does a rich physicist wear? Joulery!"