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"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"
"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."
"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"
"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""
"How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish."
"""My fellow Americans, I have authorized action to degrade and destroy Adobe's ability to push updates to devices."" [Cheering in streets]"
"I'm so bored with life, I've decided to read the Oxford English Dictionary from start to finish. I'm past caring."
"They should make a competition on who can wipe on the toilet the fastest. But I wouldn't enter, because I couldn't give a shit"
"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."