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Joke of the Day

"All this ""Kaine is boring"" talk is your reminder that nowadays Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit"

"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."

"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? the polar bear"

"There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd."

"Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples."

"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Two. One to screw it in and the other to take credit for it."

"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."