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Joke of the Day

"[Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod"

"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"

"What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? Awoli."

"My Son is a porn star... ...I had to have my wife arrested."

"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."

"American Public Schools."

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."

"""Que?"" (Spanish Inquisition)"

"Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a f*cking chainsaw."

"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."