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Joke of the Day

"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."

"Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk."

"The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial."

"Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep ""WTF you doing?"" ""for your headache."" ""I don't have one!"" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys"

"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."

"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."

"My kids are gonna be super disappointed when they find out sweet talk involves no exchange of tangible confectionary goods."

"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"

"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"

"""Good for you"" was said unsarcastically only that first time."