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Joke of the Day

"At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people."

"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."

"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."

"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"

"How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He's also black."

"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."

"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."