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Joke of the Day

"Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit? He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it."

"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"

"My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis I would still prefer that she had a vagina. EDIT: Grammar thx to /u/Jarabar"

"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"

"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."

"What's Asian on top and black on bottom? IQ distribution graph"

"[Job interview] Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Me: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus? Interviewer: Holy shit"

"Someone remind Green Day to get up."