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Joke of the Day

"*Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: ""What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"""

"What do you call a gay T-Rex? A Dino-sore-ass."

"In Maryland we can't legally carry concealed weapons so our best defense against being murdered is the zig-zag runaway."

"I love the way the Earth rotates... It really makes my day"

"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? Books have papers...."

"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"

"If I say something, in the middle of a forest...with no women around to hear me... ...am I still wrong? [credit](http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=90423#10)"

"What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy"