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Joke of the Day

"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."

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"Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers? Name 3 chains they've smoked"
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"Boys, save your Bottle Caps Trump just became president."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Control + S"
"I'm always on my ""Best"" Behavior...It just so happens my Best Behavior isn't very good!!"