107412
Joke of the Day
"What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy"
Next Joke
"Why couldn't the gay guy cross the road? He had to go straight."
"Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far)."
"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."
"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same. They are 69'ing and fishing"
"Long visits to nature linked to improved mental health, study finds. According to new research by Australian and UK environmental scientists. Who obviously didn't poll women on Tinder."
"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"
"What's the saddest thing about being a chicken? You only get laid once."
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""