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Joke of the Day

"BIack man found shot to death. 27 bullets in total. Police say it was the worst case of suicide they had seen."

"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"

"Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. ^(Source: The Philosophy department of the University of Wallabaloo.)"

"'sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.' what, am i supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?"

"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"

"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"

"Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"

"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."

"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."