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Joke of the Day
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It really makes my day"
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"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."
"If one more person asks me to do a summersault.... .......I swear I'm going to flip!!!"
"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."
"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"
"What do you call a /u/LegitLizard that can't move? A /u/LegitLizard with e_reptile_ dysfunction!"
"I like my girls like Shrek... Big boned and with an ass that talks back"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"
"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"
"I'm worried that I'm gonna get a super judgey coroner."