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Joke of the Day
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It really makes my day"
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"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."
"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher. Girlfriends mom told us this ""joke"". Dad jokes are out, mom's are in."
"INTERVIEWER: what do you consider your greatest strength ME: ... INTERVIEWER: ... ME (38 minutes later): I'd say promptness"
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""Moo?"""
"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."
"Naming your cat ""Whiskers"" is like naming your kid ""Eyebrows."""
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."